Parapraxis commented on Rhys Millen Trying to Backflip a Truck Again, Releases Video of Spine-Breaking Botched Attempt

"anyone else read this as a guy who tried to do a backflip INSIDE a truck? You know, standing inside? ... ... nevermind."

Parapraxis commented on Taste the Steel of My Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet!!

"@JeepMcMuddy: I think the only problem he'd have while masturbating is if he tries "the stranger." You see, when the palm is wrapped around, the wrist is at a 90 degree angle and has very little chance of skewering the scrotum with normal masturbating techniques. Don't ask me how I know..."

Parapraxis commented on Print Version Of EGM May Be On Its Way Out

"@spoonTRex: read the economist."

Parapraxis commented on Nintendo Goes Above and Beyond for Globe-Trotting Gamer

"@jcostantino: Is your nephew Bruce Banner?"

Parapraxis commented on US Airways: "Angry is One Of the Words We Look For"

"@MameDennis: I'll kill him softly with his song..."

Parapraxis commented on Make Gmail Your Productive-Minded Web Gateway

"@dark5tar: just use the customizegoogle extension in firefox, and you should be golden."

Parapraxis commented on Why Doesn't Costco Accept Food Stamps?

"@lauy: @alexcassidy: @everfade: @Burgandy: Goddamnit, at this rate, we're going to have Bond hyperinflation in no time! Fuck."

Parapraxis commented on There's a George Foreman fryer

"For a while, George Sr."

Parapraxis commented on Why Doesn't Costco Accept Food Stamps?

"@OletheaEurystheus: I pay my Costco bills with nude photos of Daniel Craig."

Parapraxis commented on Cooking Mama Responds To PETA

"@Theoutlet: that was a FANTASTIC episode. "Teller and I would strangle every single monkey in the world with our bare hands..."